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July 26, 2004

Will it finally be over, or just beginning...

Revenge of the Sith, that's the name of the last of the Travesty... er... Trillogy of prequels to the original Star Wars films. Lucas originally named the first closer, episode six, Revenge of the Jedi, but thought later that acts of revenge were very un-jedi-ish and changed it to Return. 

So our top three wish-list for things we want to see:

- Extermination of Jar Jar and all his kind.  This doesn't even have to be done by the "bad guys."

- More leather pseudo-bondage outfits for Natalie Portman.

- Samuel L. Jackson beat-down on just about anyone... maybe tied back to the Jar Jar wish?

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