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July 21, 2004

Ultimate Amish Survivor...

In a move that everyone has been anticipating, the UPN has developed a new reality show based on those whacky ex-Mennonites; The Amish.

The premise here is to take a number of innocent young 18-24 year olds and introduce them to the wicked city.  (How many porn movies share the same plot!)

Of course this could not go forward without the interests of our national treasure: Interfering Congressmen.  Said C-Men want to "preview" the show, apparently to watch for dangers to homeland security.

Our only comment; where were these C-Men when the Fox was preparing Method and Red?


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