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July 17, 2004

First name couples

Don't you hate it when the press tries to push first name couples on us like they lived in the same apartment house and we were chatting about "just folks."

So went the Ben and Jennifer.  That became Bennifer due to common and we assume slurred drunken usage.  Now we've got Nick and Jessica, which might eventually become Nickssica we guess. And of course there are the other couples we could apply this to.  Can you identify:

- Bradiffer

- Ethuma

- Billary

- Andreffi

- Susim

- Geodick


  Sometimes you gotta say "Whathefuck, it's Saturday..."  

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