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June 17, 2004

So, you say you want to know us better?

We're always getting questions like this;

Hey Mr's E, what are your real names?

Hey Mr's E, where do you live?

Hey Mr's E, what is your account and PIN number?

Hey Mr's E, do you want fries with that?

So today we're actually going to answer one of these deep, probing questions into our privacy.  The question we've chosen:

Hey Mr's E, what do you have in your pockets right now?

So, an inventory:

Left front: Nokia 8620 cell phone

Right front: Key ring (six standard, one bolt) and Leatherman Micra.

Left back: Black comb - no manufacturer name

Right back: Wallet (Visa, Check/Visa, Drivers License, AMEX, insurance Card, AAA card, security smart card, long dist card, various receipts, $186 US currency)

Right small pocket: Change ($1.72: 1 dollar, 5 quarters - 1 Rhode Island & 1 Louisiana, 4 dimes, 1 nickle, 2 pennies)

We hope this doesn't give too much away about our very private lives. 

     

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