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June 8, 2004

That might just work...

Reports this morning that singer Marc Anthony won't talk about his reported marriage to Jennifer Lopez. Anthony apparently has reviewed Lopez' first fifteen marriages (we may be slightly off on that number, frankly we've lost count) for why they failed.

As was most apparent in the whole Bennifer screw-up, the prior groomsmen were all seen with and accompanied by J-Lo nearly everywhere.  We predict that the success of Anthony's attempt at Loprimony will be successful if he stays as far away from her as possible.

  Bookmakers in Brittan are giving 3-1 odds on the marriage lasting a year.  

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