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May 27, 2004
Hey Kids! Fantasia won Idol!
Hey and boy howdy, was there ever such fun on TV as watching viewers with no life whatsoever vote until their fingers bleed for their idol of choice? We're just so happy it's all over!
Let's see if the real election in November will generate as much voter enthusiasm. Perhaps we need Simon and friends sitting as the panel for Bush/Kerry debates. It might be fun to hear him critique answers: "That was pathetic. I can't believe you think that was an answer to the question. Do you think everyone watching is as retarded and easily confused as you are?" Hmmm. Has promise.
| Of course we'd want to try to prevent the whole multiple votes thing this time. Proven no easy task in states like Florida and Texas. |
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