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May 9, 2004

Tired of Politics?

Us too. But it's like watching a parade where this clown keeps walking by dropping his pants. The image of naked clown butt kind of stays with you. And if the same clown shows up every day, wiggling naked ass in your face, it's going to monopolize the conversation.

You have to admit, it's been a bountiful year of lies, hypocrisy, double-standards, finger-pointing, illiterate leadership, pious sinners and, let's face it, Texans. Easy pickings indeed. Can you really blame us?

But we're as tired of it as anyone. We're going to make the effort to shift away from flash lighting the fools in the offal office. Not that they won't show up any more, far be it, it's just they've got a slightly higher (lower?) bar to make it into our pages.

That all being said, remember to call your Mom today. Probably want to avoid thinking about clown butt during the call.


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