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March 29, 2004
You know what would make her look even scarier?
Wow, next time you see one of those scowling Condoleezza Rice photos, check out the eyebrows. Almost none, right? Now take your eraser and remove the little brow hair she has. Yikes, that's one scary mug! Right out of a Clive Barker flick. All she needs is a bunch of pins on her huge shaved head... and a bondage outfit and... but we digress.
Yeah, just try not to think about it next time you see her testifying about Iraq. Just try.
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