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February 18, 2004

Conan the Barbarian

Quebec is a joke. Canada may take it seriously, but it doesn't mean the US or it's citizens have to bow down to it's whining. The current case in point:

Conan O'Brian's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog character riffed hilarious while visiting Q last week. Predictably, little Q's comic little government has been throwing a tantrum about the "utterly vile" "racist filth." More food for thought here is that the French Canadian "race" apparently can't take a joke any better than they can control a SARS outbreak.  They did a bunch more ridiculous posturing, but we won't repeat it here because it's just not funny or serious enough.

Conan did a mock apology, which was in our minds too credible.  We're waiting for Triumph to actually poop on someone here.


Seriously, we love most all Canadians, lovely people for the most part.  But Quebec, if you want to be taken seriously, you have to build credibility, you can't just demand it. And if you're going to demand it, have the sense to speak a language that does more than speak of years of  bad hygiene, infidelity, and bending over to the Germans.  Is it any wonder Canadian comics have to come to the US to further their careers? And by the way, the Native American's from whom you infected and then stole your little province from are miffed about your not speaking the native language of the area. Nothing quite as satisfying as a big old helping of pompous double-standard.

And if you want to see pathetic, give their web site a whirl!

A final word on French Pride from a Great Observer:
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain 


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