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January 29, 2004

Like an abused Chihuahua

Continuing to make no sense, the US Stock market has runs where jumps at every sound and shadow like some small abused animal. Tuesday's drop was blamed on the Fed saying it didn't see interest rates rising for quite some time.  Wednesday's drop blamed on the Fed saying it might raise interest rates eventually. Maybe it's just Greenspan's delivery? The sad, sleepless look of his eyes? Al, have you thought about getting just a taste of blepharoplasty there?  Perk that face right up!

If there was a real persona tied to the market though, it would need chemical, psychological and perhaps physical therapy. And it would still end up sounding like Woody Allen facing down a street gang.



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