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January 26, 2004

Like a bad '80's breakdancing movie...

How heartwarming that a group of Polish break dancers gets to perform for the Pope. And what's more, he applauds them and calls spinning on your head "a gift from God." Next up, balloon animals from that guy at the pier!


Now face it. What we all want to see is the Papal Majesty, the infallible speaker of dogma, wearing a huge cowboy hat made up of red, blue, green and yellow sausage shaped balloons.  Maybe we can take him out to Fridays for potato skins and ribs while we're at it?  

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