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January 15, 2004

Four Scary Words

If you're an astronaut by trade, the four scariest words you might hear these days are "Bush Plans Mars Mission." This is right up there with hearing "Jackos my patient too" just as the gas starts to take effect, "herpes is easily controlled" on your honeymoon, or "American's don't understand Jihad" from your taxi driver.


We do believe that Bush's renewed interest in Mars is due to the recent photos coming back through NASA.  Arid wasteland, nothing but sand and rocks, he's got to be thinking "Osama might be out there!"  

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