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January 8, 2004

Simple Life II

Sounds like we're a little late for this as we've already seen Paris and Nicole nattering on about how they've been signed up for Simple Life II, but we want to propose an alternate casting for the sequel. 

How about putting Bush daughters Jenna and Barbara on a cattle ranch? Could they be more out of place? Twin girls are always popular on TV, and it certainly would be fun watching the "all hat" crowd wade through actual manure. As a bonus the girls certainly have the rejection of parental authority, drinking and carousing down - it's a family tradition after all!



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