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November 8, 2003

Did hear a funny joke today...

George Bush spends his first night in the White House and is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
"What can I do to best serve the country?" George asks George.
"Never tell a lie!" the spirit replies.
"Hmm, don't know if I can do that." says Wubbua and Washington vanishes.

On his second night Bush is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
"What can I do to best serve the country?" George asks Tom.
"Listen to the people!" the spirit replies.
"Hmm, that doesn't seem like me." says Bush Jr. and Jefferson vanishes.

On his third night Bush is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
"What can I do to best serve the country?" George asks Abe.
Lincoln looks him in the eye and says "Go to the theatre!"

4 = 3

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