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October 28, 2003

Happy Birthday Bill Gates!

Oh yeah, they say he's evil, but let's all face facts here. Bill was a nerd. All the jocks and social people became lame-ass lawyers, politicians and business folks. Bill whipped their butts in business, became more powerful than most politicians. They can't stand it, it drives them wild, so they fabricate a bunch of stuff to try to make him look bad. But they fail and waste taxpayer's money while they impede progress. End of story.

And while we're on the general good vs. evil thing, we're still waiting on the news on those Larry Ellison multi-million dollar donations to schools and fighting malaria. Too busy on the yacht right? Or those Steve Case endowments for reading?  Scott McNealy lunch programs? Hmmm, no show eh? How about Orrin Hatch funding some computers in schools programs? Not part of the Mormon agenda? Yeah, they're "good guys" all right.

  In exactly 3 days, we're making a subtle change to the evil.com home page. We're having a contest: anyone who can successfully predict what change that would be will get their name published as "too smart for their own good."

Clue #4 - Some things just sound silly if you hold onto them.

You can send guesses through the standard method.  If you can't figure out the standard method, you're obviously not "too smart for your own good."

Everything you need to figure it out is right on this site. And for clarity's sake, since accurate time is sooooo important, we're talking about a change that will happen sometime on 10/31/2003.  So many people have been guessing that our change is more Shouts and Drooling.  Well, there are new Shouts this week! So, you can see, nothing to do with The Shouts.  Here they are, More Quotes to Make You Feel Superior.

New among the ranks of the Too Smart for Their Own Good: "Kyle Brackenbury". He joins "Nick Jones", "Beck Ryan", "jared ulmer" "Matt Gill", "Chris Canuck", "Allan Valdez", "Tyler the Fuzzy Penguin", "MS Nicci Azucena" and "John Stamm".  Congrats!!


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