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October 27, 2003

New Spam, New Desire?

OK, we can understand spam that preys on some guys perceptions that they're "too small" or "too flaccid." We can even believe there are guys out there who'll need the vicodin after overusing that pump thing. But this latest bout of spam to make you "shoot like a porn star" with "500% more sperm"? Um, guy, it's a penis not a fire hose. Water shows are very entertaining, especially when set to music, but give some respect to the long-term effect on your plumbing.

That anti-spam bill should include potential damages due to creating disturbing visual images. (And why do we think there is some guy out there whose only take-away from this is "Music! I need to synchronize it with music!")

  In exactly 4 days, we're making a subtle change to the evil.com home page. We're having a contest: anyone who can successfully predict what change that would be will get their name published as "too smart for their own good."

Clue #4 - Some things just sound silly if you hold onto them.

You can send guesses through the standard method.  If you can't figure out the standard method, you're obviously not "too smart for your own good."

Everything you need to figure it out is right on this site. And for clarity's sake, since accurate time is sooooo important, we're talking about a change that will happen sometime on 10/31/2003.  So many people have been guessing that our change is more Shouts and Drooling.  Well, there are new Shouts this week! So, you can see, nothing to do with The Shouts.  Here they are, More Quotes to Make You Feel Superior.

New among the ranks of the Too Smart for Their Own Good: "Kyle Brackenbury". He joins "Nick Jones", "Beck Ryan", "jared ulmer" "Matt Gill", "Chris Canuck", "Allan Valdez", "Tyler the Fuzzy Penguin", "MS Nicci Azucena" and "John Stamm".  Congrats!!


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