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October 10, 2003

Poster Boy

Bad enough, your "world changing" product has failed to catch on Segway.  Bad enough with the underwhelming 8000 sold you've apparently got a product recall on your hands.  But with "world funniest videos" footage of George and Martha Bush's lad thrown from your $5,000 scooter like a cow launched from a catapult you've got a high-profile poster boy as well!

Could be worse... er... no, guess it couldn't.


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