October 4, 2003
Arnie's Poll rIses!
OK, big day for us
as our predictions of the last two days come true!
Arnie comes through
with a cigar related molestation charge! Not
quite the usage we were anticipating (Can
you say Monica? We knew you could.) but its
a reference to a stogie none the less. We'll go
out on a limb here...there's at least one more
with a better cigar reference hanging out
Carla Baron said Arnie had
been smoking a cigar before he, uninvited, once
"forced his tongue down my throat." She compared
the experience to "licking an ashtray."
Two other Schwarzenegger groping victims came
forward yesterday and to cap the Clinton
comparisons...drum roll please...one was a 23 year
OK, so Arnie is a
molester and Bill was seduced. You're right, they
are two quite different aspects of human weakness.
But you have to admit the comparisons are
Huh. All this and sill no word from the
self-proclaimed Moral Majority condemning these
obviously heinous acts against innocent and
unwilling women? Hmm. Maybe the fact
that Bill got off without being impeached took
all the steam out of their... hypocrisy?
there's little hope of another Sincere Apology
Show from Schwarzenegger. We can hear it
now; "I already apologized, two days ago, for
all my rowdy behavior back in my Hollywood life.
Stop bringing this up you...you... bringing up
people! Can we get back to the real issues for
which I have no detailed or realistic plans -
only jingoistic slogans and rants?"
Our punctuation of choice seems to have moved
from the ellipsis to the exclamation point.
We'll have to think about that...!
And is it a
bad thing when our little aside trailer section
turns out to be as long as the main post?
So terribly introspective this morning. But
there are so many questions to be asked, so many
issues and contradictions! And there's nothing
good on tv!
Tomorrow, we'll try to find
something other than politics to talk about.
But its hard...so hard...
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