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September 15, 2003

Jen and Ben Split!

Affleck has apparently dumped The Booty.  Hey, all the gossip-mongering trade press are out there this morning cross-referencing each other's unsubstantiated quotes, so it must be true.

The real question here is...who the fuck cares? If any measurable portion of your life is based around following this kind of crap you deserve this kind of "tragedy."

  You know it's the downfall of civilization when this kind of news shows up on the text crawl under the talking heads on CNN - right there with tornado warnings.  Of course the text crawl itself is a major indicator of society's basic ADHD tendencies...  

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