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September 6, 2003
The Next Big Health Threat...
"Oh, come on. Get the Large. It's only 30¢ more and it's twice as big!"
That's the spell that Cold Stone Creamery workers are casting on an already statistically obese citizenry nationwide. Not relying on subtle cost/benefit equation, The Stone has created flavors that makes this stuff as addictive as it is deadly.
Evil.Com's favorite serving of death is a simple dollop of cake batter flavor mixed with caramel and crushed peanut-butter cup. Yum, it's worth losing a few days of life over!
|Update: Project X is in testing now and only a few days away.|
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