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September 6, 2003

The Next Big Health Threat...

"Oh, come on.  Get the Large.  It's only 30 more and it's twice as big!"

That's the spell that Cold Stone Creamery workers are casting on an already statistically obese citizenry nationwide. Not relying on subtle cost/benefit equation, The Stone has created flavors that makes this stuff as addictive as it is deadly.

Evil.Com's favorite serving of death is a simple dollop of cake batter flavor mixed with caramel and crushed peanut-butter cup.  Yum, it's worth losing a few days of life over!

  Update: Project X is in testing now and only a few days away.   

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