we get it
August 30, 2003
MTV Video Awards: Evil Awards
| Most out of place... |
Jimmy Fallon |
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| Most likely to... for a very high price... |
The Olsen Twins |
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| Best new definition of hung... |
Beyonce |
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| Most accurate assessment of musical worth... |
Fiddy Cent |
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| Best attempt at passing obvious rude off for wild outrageous... |
Chris Rock |
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| Worlds Longest 15 Minutes... |
Kelly Clarkson |
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| Best balance in the worlds spikiest heels |
Madonna |
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| Best Kiss | ||
| Best Video Awards Show from a network that no longer shows videos... |
EmptyV |
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Is Chris Rock's career over already? We hadn't heard. Sure looked like it. |
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| And much as we hate to harp on Jimmy, that bit with threatening Queer Eye with a Black Eye wasn't funny or macho. Once again, pointing out the only saving grace of "Weekend Update" is cuddly Tina Fey. | ||||
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