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August 25, 2003

The Terror of Religious Fanaticism

A new government-sponsored terrorist organization is on US soil. 

Al-QAshcroft, attending to concerns voiced by conservative religious groups, has seen fit to commit significant manpower to attack US porn vendors - apparently a real threat to our way of life. Attacks will be forthcoming, made to send a message, with no justification other than enforcing ambiguous  definitions of community standards. These special interest assaults are burning funds and facilities which otherwise could be spent interfering with the drug trade or terrorist activities from overseas.

Al-Qaida is no doubt breathing a sigh of relief, and perhaps even feeling some camaraderie with Ashcroft - after all they're known for somewhat puritanical views themselves. 




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