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August 10, 2003
Of course we'll endorse...
Although we won't be voting in the California recall "election" we can't help but consider endorsing a candidate.
Long-term readers will recall that we are apolitical, but this one is more about entertainment value than politics. In fact, we seriously believe that the California budget could be balanced if all candidates were required to participate in broadcasted debates. Put the whole thing on Pay-Per-View and poof, no more budget crisis!
Consider the draw of the following potential debate match ups:
Gary Coleman vs. Larry Flint
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Gallager
Ariana Huffington vs. Angelyne
The list goes on and on!
Oh yeah, we're going to endorse. Watch for it.
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