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July 24, 2003

You're all a bunch of yammering idiots!

Well, you are if you're driving while using your cell phone. And given our experience on the road lately, that's all of you. 

A University of Utah study showed no difference between DWT and DUI.  Cell phone user suffered the equivalent of a .08 alcohol level!  A striking 50% reduction in processing visual information! And hands free phones didn't change anything. Given our own studies, we suspect you morons are even worse here, using gestures as you talk on the phone.

Our only apprehension... it's always suspect when anyone from Utah discusses intoxication.

  That's kind of like anyone in Hollywood discussing integrity...


or Washington DC discussing accountability...

  But have you seen that new Nokia 6800?  We're off to buy one of those bad boys this morning!  

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