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July 22, 2003
Captain Kirk's Semen
Nope. Not what you're thinking. No stained little mini-skirt uniform hidden away by Janice Rand.
What we have here is 72 year old Bill Shatner's settlement with his ex-wife over the product of three horses the couple owned.
Particularly interesting is that the terms specify a "fresh cooled format" for the product delivery. Man, we hope the vials are better labeled than that on these hot, thirsty, summer days!
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