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July 20, 2003

We missed the memo...

When did it become all the rage for ugly white guys to shave their heads, get a dew rag, tribal tattoo, and drive around in their parents car blasting music about how much white guys suck?

Is this performance art? The new irony? Free clue: lose the "My Child is an Honor Roll Student..." bumper sticker Jethro.

Oh yeah, you street dog. You so street. Evey budie sai yo.



You know what these guys hate?  They hate it when you point at them and laugh.  Some how they really hate that. Not that we're suggesting you start pointing at these fools and laughing when ever you see one, but if it comes naturally, we say go for it.

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