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July 16, 2003


So the equation goes like this:  AOL gives your little sibling $2 million and says goodbye. Kid sister is off applying for tax exempt status, like any other charity case. AOL lays off 50 of your developers. AOL announces plans to dance with your rival, the product of their bitter enemy, for the next seven years...

So if you're Netscape, you've got'ta be thinking its all over but the crying.

Or the laughing.


Oh yeah, there's Firebird, right?  Named after the rusty old car all those guys with mullets have up on cinderblocks outside their trailers...?



That's what you get for spending all your development dough on lawyers.

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