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July 11, 2003
Great American Pastime
OK, we must have missed the episode of Smackdown where the McMahons decided to take over Baseball.
Thrown cell phones, corked bats, cherry bombs, cart wheeling blondes... and now a player attacks giant sausage with a bat!
Freud said "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" but later added "but when a brawny man swings pine against a chick dressed like a tube steak we're talking serious imagery!"
Maybe it will be fun. Can't wait for Hulk Hogan standing on top of the steel cage calling out Barry Bonds.
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