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July 8, 2003

Go ahead.  Call from the car...

New York is reporting record revenues from new laws fining drivers who use cell phones. Three million bucks in five months! Only a matter of time before other states adopt similar laws.

We think most cell phones are fairly well managed in a car.  But since this seems to be working, how about similar fines for drivers who...

(OK, we just threw that last one in at the end.  Get a life you sticky morons!)

There, do believe we just balanced the budgets for most states.




While we've got your attention we'd also suggest special fines for tailgating trucks and SUVs.  Perhaps some form of public humiliation like taking the bus to work.

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