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June 24, 2003

Raul's Journal for Tuesday

This is very exciting. Most of the comments in yesterday's shouts sounded like that poor little girl on the Apple commercial. But there were two questions too!  Oh my goodness. Here we go.

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT WARF OR SPOCK IN HIS PRIME? RICH JANDT

Rich do you not know this? Those are two characters played by actors. If you do know that are you just trying to confuse me?

Why don't people trust me? I'm just trying to do what's best for the stockholders on both sides? And now antitrust? How do I make people understand I really care about them?  Larry

I think it is the beard. It is not a proper beard. It just makes your face look dirty.  And don't be afraid of getting braces to fix your smile. Your smile does not look right. It is not comforting to look at. Lots of older men are getting braces to make their mouths look better.

That was fun. Keep writing interesting questions. And the rest of you may need to talk to your doctor.

                -Raul

   

 

 

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