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May 10, 2003
Terrorist Alert!
Yes, the Dixie Chicks are touring under increased security because of the threat of terrorism. Not those wimpy al-Qa’ida , Hizballah, or Islamic Jihad. No, these are the really scary ones: The IARN - Ignorant American Red-Necks.
The unfortunate thing is that as long as they keep their mouths shut the IARN are near-indistinguishable from sane, freedom-loving Americans. However, if you can engage one in conversation the amazing rationalizations of hate and anger as patriotism become instant identifiers. Don't try to apprehend yourself - run screaming!
Be on guard America!
| Yes, another public service announcement from your friends at E.C. in close cooperation with Darwinian principles and the Association to Repeal Helmet and Seat Belt Laws (ARHSBL). |
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