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May 5, 2003

Cinco de Mayo

Literal translation, "fifth of May." Amazingly innovative name for a holiday...not!  Named with all the creativity generated by a drunken siesta. Geez, even "it's beer o'clock!" is more imaginative.

  Yeah, yeah, it's all about some victory over the French, and we can all get behind victories over the French these days.  What's that you say?  "The 4th of July?"  Watch it bub, aren't you a patriot?  

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