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April 21, 2003


There is no such thing as Iambic Pentameter.  It's a hoax.  Shakespeare wrote like people talked back then, you sound like a dork if you try to read him stressing every other syllable.  WS would probably slug you if he heard you slaughtering his plays like that...


And yes, all the English teachers are in on it. They chuckle about your buying the whole ridiculous  thing while smoking in their break rooms and whooping it up at bars.

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