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April 4, 2003

Happy Birthday Robert Downey Jr!

Dude, we don't understand why your life is so messed up!  Step back and realize just how good you've got it. A couple of concentrated years of keeping it straight and you're going to be mentioned in the same breath as Marlin Brando and Tom Hanks!

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