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Feb 26, 2003

How to piss off a Mercedes driver...

Ask if that's one of them Ultimate Driving Machines. When they say that's the slogan for BMW, say "So that isn't the ultimate driving machine?"
They hate that.


Don't give up there!: Ask them if those are those plastic side panels that flex back if you run into them with a shopping cart?  When they say no, that's on the Saturn, say "Oh, so the Saturn's a better car then?"  
You can probably start coming up with more of your own at this point.

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