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Feb 2, 2003  10:37 AM PST

Confessions #1: Why don't you guys update the site at 12:00:01 AM every day so the date is correct and you're always fresh and new?

Sometimes, we're just lazy.  Sometimes we're trying to see just how fragile your concept of reality really is. 

Especially on weekends when we creep around outside
your window and watch you web browsing.
  We have pictures! 
Stop doing that thing with your nose. 


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