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Jan 29, 2003

Another product endorsement...

Bombay Sapphire Gin.  It costs a little more, but damn, that's a great martini.

Remember kids, drinking can affect your rational thought patterns.  Don't mix alcohol with driving, surgery, blind dates, powered gardening tools, cleaning large fish tanks, contract negotiations, home wiring, interventions, shaving, glassblowing, DMV tests, buying over $50 worth of clothes, confession, VCR programming, origami, or anything involving ferrets. Alcohol can assist in unwanted pregnancy, pre-mature marriage, and a lifetime of regrets.  May induce country-western singing.  Take as directed. Good luck if you're in Utah.

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