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Jan 17, 2003

Ever have that dream...

Where George Bush is talking to you, looking real nervous and speaking in incomplete sentences, using metaphors that don't quite work, and mispronouncing government's and nation's names, then all of a sudden there's a woman showing you these adhesive strips you can put on your teeth to make them whiter and... hey wait a minute, that's the news not a dream!

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