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Jan 16, 2003

Know ye this...

There is a special place in Hell for those who cut into line, be they in banks, or movies, or especially merging late onto the freeway on ramp.

There, in Hell, these vile trespassers shall spend eternity in slow moving lines crawling for miles over hot coals. Finally, achieving the head of the line, there be confronted by retarded blind immigrants of poor hygiene, who have mastered a vocabulary of twenty words, and be redirected to "that other line over there." Lather, rinse, repeat, as it was in the days of our fathers and their fathers before them.

Yea, and that goes for tailgaters too...

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