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Jan 8, 2003

This just in...

A memo from the voices in George Bush's head discloses that they are all set to sing in four part harmony some time this week. The song will probably be "Sweet Adeline" but it might be "Bicycle Built for Two." For security reasons this will not be decided until five minutes before they begin.

The voices in George Bush's head add that you'll be able to tell it's happening because the distracted "W" will repeatedly misuse a common English adverb.

Prior memos from the voices in George Bush's head have pre-announced and taken credit for his "tax cuts for the rich will fix the deficit" speech and his now famous "Axis of Evil" reference.

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